My penis is stuck in a shampoo bottle! What do I do?!! (ANSWER ASAP!!!)?

I was having my daily bath when I decided to explore a little bit. I just emptied my shampoo bottle, and since i've been single for a while, I needed to feel a little bit of love. Now I'm here with this shampoo bottle stuck on my penis and I can't get it off. Do you know any tricks? Have you been in this situation before?My penis is stuck in a shampoo bottle! What do I do?!! (ANSWER ASAP!!!)?
what go you do? Get a life. You are pprobably the worst troll on here; if it's not a shampoo bottle, it's a bleeding boyfriend's bum. Get a hobby and leave us alone!My penis is stuck in a shampoo bottle! What do I do?!! (ANSWER ASAP!!!)?
uhm, no


since i'm a girl, i don't have a penis...


but,


you should try rubbing butter, soap, or water


onto your penis


so it slides out easily


if you use water,


pour it along your penis and twords the shampoo bottle,


then try to gently slide it out..


next time, maybe try using your hand,


you can't get stuck in that...
Cut the bottle at the end with a knife or a scissor,


all the air in the bottle is using your penis as an air retainer.








And by the way i hope your joking.
i tried that b4 out of curiousoty


my head couldnt even fit normal or horny





hold on your other question says you have a boyfriend(gay) and you made his butthole bleed. but here you are single. you are a liar
lol


This happens to me all the time


try some lube


or soap





this can get really bad because when your not horny any more the base of your penis gets bigger and it will be ALLOT harder to get it out so hurry





Paco is at at stake !
i doubt anyone has ever been in that situation before lmao. Try cutting it off (the shampoo bottle i mean). Unless your penis retracts and just slides out by itself. Sucks to be you right now lol
get something and punch a hole in the end away from your privates to release the pressure in the bottle should slip right out
First you make your boyfriend's **** bleed then you get your prick stuck in a shampoo bottle - what adventurous lives you trolls lead.
pee in it then shake the bottle up so it might slip out.
Not that I'm convinced... but if you got it in, you can get it out.
im assuming that u put it in when not hard and now its hard. try getting the ***** down and if nothing else just do what someone else said and CAREFULLY cut the bottle off
how could you fit it in? shampoo bottles have such small holes





lolol
911? A very cold shower?? Good luck
Lmao. You must have some tinny dick.
thats fu*king funny
seriously.. A bottle? lmao, how'd that small ring of sharp plastic feel?
Sounds like someone needs to get out more !!LOL
use soap or lotion...better off Vaseline
hump it till you *** then you will be right to pull it out
I love the answers





';Lathe rit up... and rub gently';
cut it off liar =]