I accidentally sat on a shampoo bottle whislt bathing. will this makes me gay?

Is this meant to be funny????? COZ IM NOT LAUGHING!!!!!!I accidentally sat on a shampoo bottle whislt bathing. will this makes me gay?
yes it will. you are now gay. enjoy!I accidentally sat on a shampoo bottle whislt bathing. will this makes me gay?
Most Definitely Ooooooohhhh yes it will please


you have got yourself


into a right ol soapy lather


u always did like to leave the rim open


didnt you


yoooou naughty


big boyyyy


byyyyeeeeee
Depends how far it reached, if it was to your ';head %26amp; shoulders'; then yes, you are now officially a full ';blown'; poofta!
only if you enjoyed it and continue doing it
certainly!!!, the same thing happened to me and now i am.
of course it will, the same way as wanking makes you blind. you're in trouble now pal. wolf whistles from builders and strange policemen. And , for crying out loud don't get arrested and put in a cell with a 250 lb 6 ft 5inch man wearing leathers. I'm too distressed to say anymore but only to visit your doctor immediately
only if you continue to do it for every bath. Are you sure it was an accident? lol
The shampoo bottle doesn't make you gay, its the conditioner bottle that does :)





You should be more careful...
Err...you might be pregnant!
But did you inhale - ?
No, but it does mean you need two things: a pair of salad tongs, and a friend who can keep a secret.
I don't think that will make you gay, but I'm not sure if using the word ';whilst'; will. ;-)
No, but using whilst in a sentence either makes you gay or English.
only if you liked it. ( EWWWW!! )
Dear, dear, dear me. what a load of rubbish!!


Grow up will you.
Wash and Come.
Dont question it, just go with it
Undoubtedly
no bro, but you didnt tell them you been farting bubbles the whole week
LOL this is the funniest question i have ever read!!!!!! I am totally gay and I think that ';sitting';? on a shampoo bottle ';accidentaly';? could be a sign that you are already gay or curious! so dont worry about turning gay because that just doesnt happen....


P.S. was it only one bottle??
yes it will.





You'll need to fix a car to remedy the situation.
No but you may fart bubbles
Okay.!!!


Next please.!!!
OH MY GOD!!


Didnt you know that, thats how people become gay, they sit on bottles but the shampoo bottle is the ulimate gay bottle!
of course not
no I don't think so
yes the rules clearly state in the Gay handbook that if anything was to ever pass through the male anal passage that would automatically make him a homosexual, invalidating all his previous straight sexual conquests.
well, yes if you enjoyed it, but don't worry, at least you'll smell good : )
Only if you liked it.
Could do

skin cream