I have a shampoo bottle stuck in a bad place and need to get it off...?

Ok, withou getting crude i put something in a shampoo bottle and now i can't get it out.. it fit in, but then it got hard and culdnt get out. im not gonna go to the hospital cuz im so embarrsased but it hurts like mad i need help and my parents get home in like an hourI have a shampoo bottle stuck in a bad place and need to get it off...?
I did the same damn thing!I had to go in the bathrfomm and cut around it for 2 hours to get the damn thing off u gotta cut the bottle off with scissorsI have a shampoo bottle stuck in a bad place and need to get it off...?
How about some laxatives suppositories. That might help.
try pushing the air out of the bottle while you pull your wang out...





by the way, which shampoo do you use?
run some cold water on the bottle. you might also try squeezing some dish soap between you dick and the bottle neck. it'll act as a lubricant
Grab a bottle of conditioner and shove it up where the sun don't shine! That should do the trick unless your into that kind of stuff too. If that's the case, then your'e on your own!
If it's stuck on your penis you need to puncture the bottle to stop any vacuum thats happening and then jump under the cold shower to reduce the amount of blood in your penis, don't touch it or stimulate it in any way just let the cold water run on it, good luck
cut your thing off . j/k .....just stop thinking bad thoughts or take a cold shower and your duck will shrink. that should help ...good luck...............
Just cut the whole thing off.
cut your penis is the easiest way
Quickly, put some ice on your testicles. When your schlong starts to get softer and smaller, if you can't get the bottle off, then try (very gently) inserting some scissors into the neck of the bottle so you can cut it away (I'm assuming the shampoo bottle is made of plastic!)
get it cold, that should make the blood go away and it should reduce and you should then be able to take it out.
You need to uh stop thinking certain thoughts to reduce the amount of blood in the uh thing, then it should come off pretty good. Yep.
can't help you, but thanks for the laugh!
think about your parents having sex
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