I WAS PEEING IN THE SHOWER when i noticed that i peed on the shampoo bottle and the lid was off of it!!!?

i am pretty sure that there is urine in the shampoo now...but it was not my house....i was at my girlfriends...should i tell her or just shake it up and leave it???I WAS PEEING IN THE SHOWER when i noticed that i peed on the shampoo bottle and the lid was off of it!!!?
Shake it up and leave it.....FATHER; you do realize that we know this is a fairy tale....You


DO NOT have a girlfriend....You molest little boys!I WAS PEEING IN THE SHOWER when i noticed that i peed on the shampoo bottle and the lid was off of it!!!?
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Tell her because if she ever finds out she will kill you or castrate you. (castrate is worse)
Now you know why your mother always said don't pee in the shower lol. And I think you should just replace the shampoo, hide the old one, throw it away, do not let her wash her hair with your pee. I'm sure she loves you but not that much lol
that is just gross, why would you even go in the shower.
Whatever you do....DONT tell her what you did. Buy her some more by saying that you were showering and it fell and most of it squirted out. That might save you. Throw that damn thing away and don't piss in the shower.
oo that is sick man you batter tell her it good to be honsty
DON'T WORRY IT GOOD FOR DANDRUFF.
HA HA HA HA HA


Dont tell her and go and buy another bottle of shampoo
why the heck would u pee in tha shower? u should definitely buy her a new one because u don't want her hair to smell like pee. Just buy the same exact one she had and don't let her know what happened.
just buy a new one that's all
This made me laugh you nasty nasty nasty boy. I think some pple believe urine is good for u, drinking is cleansing etc, n for some its a fetish, but I though only your own urine was good for you? Isn't it supposed to be sterile if you are healthy?





Treating this logically it NEVER Happened.





a) Don'tcha have a loo (WC) you can use? is that why u were peeing in the shower?





b) If the shower was on, it would have to be a big open top bottle for you to pee into it or is your aim that good and that deliberate plus water could then water would get in it.





OR was it lying on its side and you were aiming? in which case there would not have been any shampoo left cos it would have run out - gravity u know.





I'm only praying yr girlfriend reads this and blows snot in you sandwiches - that ain't sterile.





Thx for the points
Buy har a new bottle.
shake it and leave dude.....this is one of the situations where the truth will set you free........free as in single and free.....lol
I think you just let the bottle sit for a few minutes and the yellow stuff will seperate with the craaap people put in their white people hair.





Once this time has elapsed, flip the bottle over quickly and the yellow stuff will flow out freely leaving only the hair goop your girlfriend hides her natural smell with.
Be the consumate Pig and don't tell her. Have a good laugh at her expense too.





Might as well join the club and be like the rest of society who is like you.
take it and use it yourself....
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tell her....it'd be rude not to..
tell her that youll buy her some more that is better or somethin like that........
I would buy her new shampoo. Gross!
hahah buy soem new shampoo
Just buy another bottle.. Leave it open, and let it run out like it was an accident.. but poor it out please. If not, you will be thinking about it everytime you see her.
This is hilarious!!! Could you please tell her?
ooh, urine trouble
ahahahahah that is so funny


you better tell her
why were you peeing so close to the wall?
u pee in the showre