Thursday, December 31, 2009

Why does my shampoo bottle have French language phrases on it?

Is the manufacturer too cheap to print an English language version for sale in the U.S.?





Does the manufacturer think I will be attracted to a soap product that touts its 'Frenchness?'





Should I wash my hair with Safeguard in protest?





What's with the foreign languages on products sold in the English speaking U.S.?





If it was Spanish phrases on the shampoo bottle, it might make sense, in view of the current Mexican invasion of the U.S.





This poses a lot of questions, but do you see what I'm saying, and what do you think about the reasons for my shampoo bottle having foreign languages in its label?Why does my shampoo bottle have French language phrases on it?
Becuase the main manufacture maybe in a french speaking country or serve a country whose main language is French. I use to wonder that when I would buy my african ethnic hair products. then I remembered about other countries that speak french and their populations.Why does my shampoo bottle have French language phrases on it?
Because French is the language of love
Are you sure you're not in Canada... (bahaha) because we do that here..

Wot does the e stand for after a quantity of ml eg. on shampoo bottle or talc? 500ml ';e';?

As previously mentioned it means that the weight / volume is subject to standard deviation. If I recall correctly, most products have a tolerance of 5%. This means a 100g chocolate bar could be anywhere from 95g to 105g. For a machine to create chocolate bars of exactly 100g would be wasteful as so many would fail and be rejected. The 'e' allows a margin of error that is acceptable within the EU.Wot does the e stand for after a quantity of ml eg. on shampoo bottle or talc? 500ml ';e';?
I do not exactly what it stands for, but it repsents an accepted standard deviation of 500ml. That is to say, it will not have EXACTLY 500ml, but on average, the contents of several bottles will be 500ml, and within a small percentage difference.Wot does the e stand for after a quantity of ml eg. on shampoo bottle or talc? 500ml ';e';?
The e stands for equivalent to
I believe it's the international symbol for 'estimated' so they don't legally have to get the weight volume exact.
';e'; indicates the actual volume of product , as you said 500 ml 'e'. Further you must have noticed 800 ml, mentioned next to it , in a rectangle box, This indicated actual volume of the bottle, aerosol can, container. .

Recycling big shampoo bottle- pic included?

I have heard of many different things to do with recycled bottles and things, like storage, toys, cold packs, ect. But what do I do with a bottle that is not clear and is a weird size, any ideas?? We are short on money and space in our house and I would like to save this if possible.





http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/鈥?/a>Recycling big shampoo bottle- pic included?
You could buy a large (gallon or larger) bottle of shampoo and refill it. Other then that you could use it for home made hand soap? Use it for hand lotion.Recycling big shampoo bottle- pic included?
It's hard to tell how big it is. If it's smaller I like to buy the jumbo bottles and refill the smaller ones for the shower. If it's a jumbo size I'd use it for a homemade lotion or bath oil since it has the squirt pump already. Or cut the top part off and use it for gardening. They're good for starting seeds or scooping dirt.





I wouldn't use it for a food item. You could wash it to safe standards, but the residues linger in the flavor.
have heard of many different things to do with recycled bottles and things, like storage, toys, cold packs, ect. But what do I do with a bottle that is not clear and is a weird size, any ideas?? We are short on money and space in our house and I would like to save this if possible.





http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580
I keep bottles like this for homemade cleaners - there are some excellent blogs and websites on green cleaners - I haven't bought any cleaning products apart from basic ingredients like bicarbonate of soda, vinegar, liquid soap etc, for over a year and have saved a fortune. Might help you save some pennies!
It's always great to reuse items, but if you have no use for it, then look on the bottom to see if it can be recycled. Go to www.earth911.org to find a local recycle center.
you could clean it out and put gravy in it. when you have mashed potatoes just a few pumps and you're good. also will work with some salad dressing.
you can recycle that mate
Yes, is plastic

I accidentally sat on a shampoo bottle whislt bathing. will this makes me gay?

Is this meant to be funny????? COZ IM NOT LAUGHING!!!!!!I accidentally sat on a shampoo bottle whislt bathing. will this makes me gay?
yes it will. you are now gay. enjoy!I accidentally sat on a shampoo bottle whislt bathing. will this makes me gay?
Most Definitely Ooooooohhhh yes it will please


you have got yourself


into a right ol soapy lather


u always did like to leave the rim open


didnt you


yoooou naughty


big boyyyy


byyyyeeeeee
Depends how far it reached, if it was to your ';head %26amp; shoulders'; then yes, you are now officially a full ';blown'; poofta!
only if you enjoyed it and continue doing it
certainly!!!, the same thing happened to me and now i am.
of course it will, the same way as wanking makes you blind. you're in trouble now pal. wolf whistles from builders and strange policemen. And , for crying out loud don't get arrested and put in a cell with a 250 lb 6 ft 5inch man wearing leathers. I'm too distressed to say anymore but only to visit your doctor immediately
only if you continue to do it for every bath. Are you sure it was an accident? lol
The shampoo bottle doesn't make you gay, its the conditioner bottle that does :)





You should be more careful...
Err...you might be pregnant!
But did you inhale - ?
No, but it does mean you need two things: a pair of salad tongs, and a friend who can keep a secret.
I don't think that will make you gay, but I'm not sure if using the word ';whilst'; will. ;-)
No, but using whilst in a sentence either makes you gay or English.
only if you liked it. ( EWWWW!! )
Dear, dear, dear me. what a load of rubbish!!


Grow up will you.
Wash and Come.
Dont question it, just go with it
Undoubtedly
no bro, but you didnt tell them you been farting bubbles the whole week
LOL this is the funniest question i have ever read!!!!!! I am totally gay and I think that ';sitting';? on a shampoo bottle ';accidentaly';? could be a sign that you are already gay or curious! so dont worry about turning gay because that just doesnt happen....


P.S. was it only one bottle??
yes it will.





You'll need to fix a car to remedy the situation.
No but you may fart bubbles
Okay.!!!


Next please.!!!
OH MY GOD!!


Didnt you know that, thats how people become gay, they sit on bottles but the shampoo bottle is the ulimate gay bottle!
of course not
no I don't think so
yes the rules clearly state in the Gay handbook that if anything was to ever pass through the male anal passage that would automatically make him a homosexual, invalidating all his previous straight sexual conquests.
well, yes if you enjoyed it, but don't worry, at least you'll smell good : )
Only if you liked it.
Could do

Why are shampoo bottles rightside up and conditioner bottles are upside down?

I guess so you can tell each other appartWhy are shampoo bottles rightside up and conditioner bottles are upside down?
so you know which is which when you are in the shower when you have your glasses off or soap in your eyes.Why are shampoo bottles rightside up and conditioner bottles are upside down?
Really? I never noticed it before.

Ok. On my shampoo bottle...?

It asks '; what is the most popular sport played in nudist colonies. ';





Anyone know?Ok. On my shampoo bottle...?
No such thing as ';nudist colonies.';





However, volleyball is the sport of choice, followed by tennis and swimming at nudist resorts or clubs.Ok. On my shampoo bottle...?
I'm guessing volleyball.





What kind of shampoo is that?
what kind of shampoo do you use??? lol!!
that's pretty funny.

Poop in the shampoo bottle???

My friend was taking a shower when she squeezed out the shampoo she got poop! Her son 9 yrs old, pooped in the bottle and then put it back in the shower?





Why did he do that???Poop in the shampoo bottle???
For exactly the same reason that this 23 year-old boy is rapidly hatching a plan to do the same!Poop in the shampoo bottle???
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I could say that he did that because kids like to do mischevious things to see what happens butttt at 9 years old??? that's too old to be doing that nastiness. i'm sorry i've never heard anything like that before!! i dunno what to say. He obviously likes to play pranks...she needs to involve him in something that will stimulate him mentally like baseball or something ASAP!!!!!





Good luck with that!
OK i know it sounds weird but my nephew did some really weird things like that too... i think that it is just somethingthat hey do just to see what will happen ... some times they dont even remember ever doing it even if its only moments after if being done ! ... my nephews have been known to do some really weird things like for instance one time my little nephew Nathan went to the bathroom... (he was 4) his older brother was sent along to make sure that nathan went into the toilet and not on the floor.. he did that a few times.... a few moments later they both cam running out of hte bathroom and nathan cried mommy auntie ! we made and ';X'; ! ya ... i know weird ! they aperently stood on the opposite sides of the toilet and went at the same time ! i have no clue what gets into them some times ! but i know its just a stage... they have grown out of it...now their littlest brother has made it a habbit to pee on the carpet in his room moments after waking up ... no one will ever know why these children do some of the things that they do but they all grow out of it at some point !


any way ..... i hope that your friend talks to her son in a calm way and lets her son know that that was totally unexceptable and asks him to not do it again.. if he does i recomend disapline ( a spanking could be in order once he knows that it is naughty he knows better not to do it again..but it is all up to her whether she takes that coarse of action or not. ) tell her good luck for me !



ha you just gave me a great idea to do that haha and i bet it wasnt her son you know just as well as i do that you did it and passed the blame to her son
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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sorry but that's too funny. everybody at work now thinks i'm crazy because i've been laughing my *** off at this question.





HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Gross but kinda funny. I once babysat for a kid that peed in a bottle and put it under the cabinet sink. Some kids do some bizar stuff
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha鈥?OMG!!!! THAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! LOL!!!! SMART KID GREAT PRANK LOL
POOP SHAMPOO FOR THE EPIC WIN!!!!!!


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LMAO!!!! I'm sorry but this one made me laugh...... HAHHAAHAHAHAHA.... wait I'm not done..... HAHAHHAHBLAHJAJJA.....okay now I'm done.


ewwww
Maybe the shampoo was just about done and it had a funny noise to it.
This is hilarious, poor friend.
Thats worse than shitting on the coats! I guess he put the poo in shampoo!
I don't know, but he sounds like my kinda kid.





So any news on if they're putting him up for adoption?
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lmao


hehehehheheheeeeeeeeeeeee kids !!
LMAO





because hes a 9yr old boy......
Because he's a gross little boy... boys have a very different sense of humor.
LMFAO! JM are u listening to this?
i am going to die