I emptied a whole bottle of shampoo under my dads pillow and covered it up? ?

Don't worry I gotta backup plan, I put a sign on my door that says ';all failures at parenthood: go f*ck yoursleves'; that's in case he comes to find me again in the night.I emptied a whole bottle of shampoo under my dads pillow and covered it up? ?
Gezzz Boom Boom , be careful. He sounds a little unstable from your other questions and answers . Don't get him so pissed he flips out . Just be careful ok .. BTW I had to laugh when I read this though.





EDIT; It's 17 hours later, hope you're OK Boom BoomI emptied a whole bottle of shampoo under my dads pillow and covered it up? ?
You're the guy who was upset at your father before, right? Just remember, he is your dad, he loves you. You may disagree, but dumping shampoo in his bed is a bit extreem. I would love to do something like that to my mom, but I know that it would solve nothing, and neither will this. Your best bet is to take the sign off of your door and sleep on it, you'll feel better in the morning. If you feel like crap at any time, feel free to email me. I've had to deal with a similar situation with my mom, so you might feel better talking to me.
You need new hobbies.





Edit: You guys actually feel sorry? If his life was so endangered, he sure as hell wouldn't be on Y! Answers getting a kick out of it. Plus, he's 19 (from his profile), not a little kid.


Also, who in their right mind puts shampoo under their parent's pillow and not expect punishment? Please, give me a break.
Boom Boom I had to laugh at this. But please be extra careful he could flip out and beat you. Specially if he has beat you before. I am sorry to say this, because he is after all your father but he sounds very unstable. If he does please report him before he does serious harm to you. Instead of shampoo under his pillow though try some exlax in his coffee. He'll have the runs all day long, thats what my sister and I did to our father once when he got us upset at him. And he won't be able to blame you.
ughhhh ... wtf is that going to do, whats the question, lol i wish i could mess with my dad real bad sometimes 2. a freind of mine took the screws out of his dads swivel chair. so he fell, it was so funny. if the shampoo is white say its from the neighboor and his wife on the bed
Boom Boom OMG! Seriously? Please don't provoke him. He doesn't exactly seem like Mike Brady to me.





';in case he comes to find me again in the night.'; Boom Boom you need to get out of there.
Very rebellious. (:





I like it. But you should have smeared it all under the covers, so when he gets into the bed, he'd get a slippery, soapy surprise! :D
You may want to get on cleaning that up. Trust me, daddies don't listen to signs on doors when they are enraged., they listen to the sound of there fists. I had to learn that one the hard way.
Your brave ! If I did that I wouldn't even try sleeping. My dad would be yelling so loud he would wake up the whole neighborhood. But luckily they'll be able to find my body.....lol...jk...





Why did you do that to your dad ?
If he beats you up then he most certainly deserves it. Awesome prank, btw XD. But yeah...you DO deserve better people around you.
You sound like you could use a hug





**LOTS OF HUGS** =)





It will all be ok. You can get through it i know it =)





good luck
aw boom boom boy isn't there somewhere you can go to get away from them. you need better people around you =(
YAY lol
what did he do to make you mad
Lol Wow....okaaay! Expect to not be likened even more for that. =) Good Luck!
Heh heh. Smells Like Teen Spirit
LOL
Sorry for your pain. ;(
thats intense.


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lol funni
What a waste of good shampoo. It's going to dry his scalp. If I were you I'd add some half way decent conditioner.
Oh dear, please ... **hugs**.
U have more balls than I ever had, Boom Boom !
ummm... lol? Tell him the spider did it...
and why did you do this to your dad?
uh huh..so any insight on why you did this?... I can only guess your very upset with him. what happened?
who cares